July 12, 2008

  • How would you know you're fat?

    1. You have a hard time bending when you try to put on your socks.

    2. When walking your pants would be stuck in between your thighs prompting you to pull it down every once in a while.

    3. On reaching the top after climbing three flights of stairs you would lose your breath.

    4. You can't stop eating and your tummy seems to have no bottom.

    5. Your body suddenly feels heavy.

    6. Your friends, family, or room mate would complain of you snoring at night.

    7. You find it difficult taking off your body-fit shirt.

    8. You see a chorizo in front of the mirror.

    9. Walking becomes a tedious work.

    10. You start to reason out that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

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    10. TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE< the truest of them all. hahahaha

  • @genamus - hmmm if i know... hahahahha

  • when i need clothes of bigger size!
    (like bigger bra!) hahaha

    ryc:// hahaha by converting the amount of money he could possibly make in a day to the number of harddrive/gb and force them into his wallet! that would make his wallet better than your computer!

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